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May 28, 2004
E. B. Farnum for President!
I have complete confidence that E. B. is a more worthy candidate for president of the United States than either Kerry or Bush, and his chances are at least equal to Nader's.
Think about it. The current Mayor of Deadwood has amply demonstrated integrity, honesty and leadership qualities that far surpass George W.'s, and cowardly though he may be, has he more balls than Kerry. Al Swearengen could be the power behind the throne as VP; A.W. Merrick, with his media savvy, would make a splendid press secretary; maybe a Farnum administration could recruit Eddie Sawyer from the Cy Tolliver organization and put him in charge of Treasury. I'm not sure whether Dan Dority would be more effective at the top slot in the Pentagon, or as Chief of Staff. But I know I'd rather have a principled, upstanding lad like Seth Bullock enforcing the law of the land than that fascist looney tune John Ashcroft. Mrs. Garret would surely make a fine replacement for Condi at National Security. And we all know Doc Cochran is a no-brainer for Surgeon General.
Posted by Professor B at May 28, 2004 11:48 AM
Comments
I am a Bush fan, but this comment was just plain hilarious. And, I am sorry to say, probably fairly acurate. Well, about Kerry anyway. Funny stuff, funny stuff.
Posted by: ConwayT at July 11, 2004 9:25 PM
I agree..plus, his vocabulary is much more expansive than the President's, and his face is 6' shorter than Kerry's....E.B. for President!!
Posted by: Timbo at July 30, 2004 6:49 PM
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