Open Letter to Yankees Fans

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Bwa ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

That's about all a proper pro-Red Sox Yankees-hating Mets fan can say at a time like this.

But I'll continue anyway. Whose your daddy now? Huh? Woohoooo! You wanna talk superstition? Who's superstitious now? Did you see all those Yankee fans holding up pictures of the Babe, trying to invoke The Curse? Pathetic! Ah hahahahahahaha haaaaaaaa!

Sure, you can route for the Sox to lose the World Series, but even if they do, that's pretty cold comfort, isn't it? Tee hee heee. Because the real series is over and you blew it, you fucking blew a 3-0 series lead and made major league baseball history. Imagine that. Go Red Sox, I love you guys!

Gee, I wonder how poor George is feeling today. Are you gonna fire Joe Torre now, George? Will that help?

Bwaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....

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This page contains a single entry by Professor B published on October 21, 2004 12:13 PM.

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