Hazelnut-flavored coffee: yuk!

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Coffee is sublime. It really is one of the greatest things ever invented, isn't it. Coffee is great. Everyone knows that. And the smell of quality coffee in unsurpassed.

Hazelnut -- well, it's inoffensive in and of itself.

Flavored coffee is an abomination. Let's face it: it is disgusting. The flavor of coffee itself is marvelous, and needs no assistance. The very notion of "flavored coffee" is insulting. Get that shit out of my face, please.

But hazelnut coffee, apparently the most popular flavor of all flavors for flavoring coffee: to say that it sucks is an understatement. It is utterly revolting. Nauseating beyond words. Horrible. A tragedy if ever there was one. It could almost be considered a crime against humanity.

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